A friend sent this to me and I wanted to share it. Pretty clever…but almost all true! Ouch!
· Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
· In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first
· People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
· People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
· There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
· Things you buy now won’t wear out.
· You can live ‘without sex but not your glasses.
· You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
· You sing along with elevator music.
· Your eyes won’t get much worse.
· Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
· Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
· Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
